Monday, February 06, 2006

Bertie's Guide to Knowing What Your Teachers' Think of You
  1. Outgoing Personality: Always able to get out of class
  2. Great Presentation Skills: Able to bullshit
  3. Good Communication Skills: Spends alot of time on the phone
  4. School is the Top Piority: Too ugly to get a date
  5. Active socially: Drinks alot
  6. Quick Thinking: Offers plausible excuses
  7. Careful Thinker: Won't make a decision
  8. Uses logic on difficult questions: Gets someone else to do it
  9. Express themselves well: Speaks English
  10. Has leadership qualities: Is tall and has a loud voice
  11. Exceptionally good judgement: Lucky
  12. Keen sense of humour: Knows a lot of dirty jokes
  13. Results-orientated: Backstabber
  14. Loyal: Can't get a school anywhere
  15. Relax Attitude: Sleeps in class

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