A Store where woman can buy a boyfriend has just open.
At the entrance are these instructions:
- You may visit only once
- There are 6 floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascend the flights.
- You may choose any men from a particular floor or you can choose to go up a floor
- You cannot go back down except to exit.
One woman goes to the first floor where the sign reads "These men have jobs"
The second floor sign reads "These men have jobs and love kids"
The third floor sign reads "These men have jobs, love kids and are good looking"
The fourth floor sign reads "These men have jobs, love kids, are good looking and help around the house"
The fifth floor sign reads " These men have jobs, love kids, are good looking, help around the house and are romantic"
She is tempted to stay but curiousity get the better of her. So she goes to the sixth floor.
But the sign reads "You are the 4,363,012 person to this floor. There are no men here. This floor exists as proof that woman are impossible to please. Thank You for Shopping. Goodbye!"
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