Understanding Womanspeak

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given more than five minutes more to watch the game before helping out at the house or when you are meeting her.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something is up" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end up with "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statement that a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means that she wants you to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman thanks you. Don't question it or faint. Just say " You're Welcome"