Men and Women: Worlds Apart
HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man, you must understand him alot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman. you must love her alot and try not to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY:
Married men lived longer than single men, but married man are alot more willing to die
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she wouldn't change and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of another new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs amd cackling and saying, "You're next". They stopped after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
haha. something i got off the net.
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